Jackalope is one seriously cool dude. I mean, just check out his history....it's all carved there right in the gate to his underground estates. Antelope sees rabbit, meets rabbit, falls for rabbit...classic love story. But the first time antelope saw rabbit, he was looking at the moon. And rabbit was up there on it, making mochi. So the story goes. Antelope would gaze up in the sky on full moon nights and just wish, wish that rabbit would come down. One day, when all the mochi was made and rabbit went to recline under a cinnamon tree, she noticed antelope. And that's when she started working on her ladder from the moon. It was love at first sight. I mean, I hate a chick flick just like the next dude, but this true story, it's good stuff. It's enough to make me want to pull last year's handkerchief from my fur and dab my eyes.
It's cool to see JD standing here at the gates of Jackalope Estates. He's got a whole new world opening up to him. And if I train him right, he'll be a great wingman. With him, some Binaca, and my manly exterior (and posterior), there's no way a mermaid can refuse!!
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