Creatures in the Water

I've got my blogging sweatpants on and I'm ready to blog, baby, blog! Normally I'm kinda like any other animal in the woods and I don't wear clothes...but for some reason nothing says kickin' back like a pair of sweatpants and a bowl of blogging bananas. Fried bananas. Covered in chocolate.

There's been a lot of talk lately about humans "discovering" mythical creatures in the water. Ever since they found those crazy tube worms at the bottom of the ocean, humans seemed to have kicked it up a notch. And with the discovery of the fish who I like to call "crazy-see-through-green-eyeballs-head-fish", people are really starting to turn their own eyeballs to the ocean and what lurks beneath.

Personally, I'm not really that fond of anything that has to do with water, since water's is directly related to bathing. I give Nessy a pass, since she's a good lass. But she's freshwater. Not like those nut-job salty creatures who like to hang in their own click, and hey, that's alright with me. I personally have no desire to ever hang out with Kraken. I've heard stories about him, and he sounds like an absolute loop. Did you ever see 20,000 Leagues under the Sea? He's more like 20,000 Leagues meets a cuckoo's nest. And the problem is he's GIGANTIC. If he was itty bitty, who would care, right? But you don't want to mess with a crazy, gigantic squid. Thankfully he's never showed up to a conference...not enough water out at Jackalope Estates.

By the way, when I say "nut job salty creatures", I'm obviously not talking about mermaids. Or sirens. Who can feel free to give me a call (or sing me a song) anytime.