Seriously. You know what would suit me best? American Apparel. That's right: I should be an American Apparel model. Sales would go through the roof!
I say this because everytime I pick up the paper, there's some 'Footposeur posing as me in an ad. The latest one was for Ikea. You could go to their store and get a Bigfoot air freshener for free. Ummmm... okay, first of all, how do they know about my sweet smellin' pit freshners? And second of all, WHAT? I don't even wanna know what their fresheners smell like. Probably patchouli. Or worse, something lemony fresh. And hey, please don't hang these things in your rear-view mirror folks. If it resembles Bigfoot in any way, you'll never be able to take your eyes off it.
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